AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, THE FAMOUS AND INFAMOUS JOHN THURSDAY HAS RETURNED FROM THE EAST. HOWEVER, YOU PROBABLY HAVE NOT HEARD THAT HE HAS COME BEARING GIFTS. INSPIRED BY THE BEAUTY AND WONDER OF THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA, BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, JOHN THURSDAY HAS COMPLETED HIS 1ST EVER MIXTAPE OF ORIGINAL TRACKS ALL CERTIFIED DANCEFLOOR SMASHERS. EVEN THOUGH JOHN THURSDAY IS AN HONEST MAN THAT HAS NEVER, NOR WILL EVER, LIE, YOU MAY BELIEVE THAT HE IS TOOTING HIS OWN HORN A LITTLE HERE. BUT GUESS WHAT? HE ISN’T. READ THE REVIEWS YOURSELF:

“dis is ground floor material folks. guaranteed to get even the most lethargic party goin” – Rob Kempton

“exclusivesivesive” – Ryan Fertig

“Critics say, thank god for new music and thank god for John Thursday” – Dirtus Blow

“I can’t stop listening to this album.. Great job!” – Goldie Ly McPizza

“Thank you!” – Michael Bachman

“your beats are making me sweat. ya done good.” – Erm Ma

“yo, sick new beets brah.” – Erica

“This album changed my life!” – John Thursday

SO YOU SEE, THE RESULTS ARE IN AND JOHN THURSDAY HAS PROBABLY JUST CREATED THE BEST MUSIC EVER HEARD TO (WO)MAN SO RESERVE YOUR FREE COPY NOW BEFORE THEY ARE ALL GONE AND JOHN THURSDAY BLASTS OFF INTO SPACE TO REUNITE WITH THE HOLY GHOST.

LOVE,
JOHN THURSDAY
JOHNTHURSDAYCOLLECTIVE@GMAIL.COM