AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, THE FAMOUS AND INFAMOUS JOHN THURSDAY HAS RETURNED FROM THE EAST. HOWEVER, YOU PROBABLY HAVE NOT HEARD THAT HE HAS COME BEARING GIFTS. INSPIRED BY THE BEAUTY AND WONDER OF THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA, BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, JOHN THURSDAY HAS COMPLETED HIS 1ST EVER MIXTAPE OF ORIGINAL TRACKS ALL CERTIFIED DANCEFLOOR SMASHERS. EVEN THOUGH JOHN THURSDAY IS AN HONEST MAN THAT HAS NEVER, NOR WILL EVER, LIE, YOU MAY BELIEVE THAT HE IS TOOTING HIS OWN HORN A LITTLE HERE. BUT GUESS WHAT? HE ISN’T. READ THE REVIEWS YOURSELF:
“dis is ground floor material folks. guaranteed to get even the most lethargic party goin” – Rob Kempton
“exclusivesivesive” – Ryan Fertig
“Critics say, thank god for new music and thank god for John Thursday” – Dirtus Blow
“I can’t stop listening to this album.. Great job!” – Goldie Ly McPizza
“Thank you!” – Michael Bachman
“your beats are making me sweat. ya done good.” – Erm Ma
“yo, sick new beets brah.” – Erica
“This album changed my life!” – John Thursday
SO YOU SEE, THE RESULTS ARE IN AND JOHN THURSDAY HAS PROBABLY JUST CREATED THE BEST MUSIC EVER HEARD TO (WO)MAN SO RESERVE YOUR FREE COPY NOW BEFORE THEY ARE ALL GONE AND JOHN THURSDAY BLASTS OFF INTO SPACE TO REUNITE WITH THE HOLY GHOST.
LOVE,
JOHN THURSDAY
JOHNTHURSDAYCOLLECTIVE@GMAIL.COM
Sitting around in your underwear all day and watching films is research. Continue reading »
This is the first piece of writing I’ve put together in a long time, so I’d like some brutally honest constructive criticism from you guys. Here it is:
Fog began to roll in as I crossed an empty street intersecting Amador Valley. It was the middle of July and the sky was completely overcast. What a fucking beautiful day. I’d been attending a class on heart rhythm analysis all morning, and they’d just let us out for lunch. Good thing too; I was starving. I’d heard that a Sprouts had opened up nearby, so I decided to check it out. But first I needed a cigarette.
My mind was racing from all the information I’d been taking in, all the stimulation in the classroom, and I needed to calm down. I reached into the front pocket of my backpack and pulled a new pack of Camel Non-Filters I’d purchased the day before. Strange… I’d been smoking for over three years, and I’d never heard of a pack of manufactured non-filtered cigarettes. But I’d always enjoyed rollies, so I figured, why the fuck not? I’ll give ‘em a go… I opened the pack, lit the first cigarette and took a drag.
Tasted like shit. Continue reading »
graypink
moor woke up and discovered he was in a steel corridor with many different hallways. at random intervals he found portholes made of thick dark glass. through the glass he could only see the dim glow of colors. most of the colors were gray and blue. he was fascinated and aroused by one porthole revealing a pinkish hue. Continue reading »
